Hyper Writing Session #1

UserX: “HI there munchkin.”

UserY: “i’d ask you to stop calling me that for the 14th time if i felt like bothering with doing it a 15th time eventually. i’m not a piece of food nor i like being reminded of it”

UserX: “You know what I should remind you of? Punctuation, that great invention God bestowed on us right after fire. Because if there’s something he wanted us to get right was not freezing to death as bad writing cavemen.”

UserY: “i’m not sure you really understand religion either. Anyways, have you checked the place?”

UserX: “The so secret area which I should not reveal that it is a base of operations for aliens coming from the alternate dimension of good willed beings that want to invade our planet now so they can teach us white people good manners and how to actually dance?”

UserY: “the server spot”

UserX: “Oh I found that way long before the aliens. You need to keep up.”

UserY: “have you tried checking what they were storing?”

UserX: “I like that you’re ignoring my brilliant detective skills.”

UserY: “i like it when you let me finish”

UserX: “Chat world it’s a free reign.”

UserY: “did you get it?”

UserX: “Yeah yeah I got it want me to send it to you or should I check it out myself because I just kept it in a small zip file and by zip file I mean god damn humongous piece of bytes that even Godzilla would be astounded.”

UserY: “you can see for yourself”

UserY: “there has to be a reason why that thing was abandoned after all”

UserY: “any problems getting it?”

UserX: “Not at all. Well I should say it was rather odd how heavily secured the whole thing was. I even flunked once or twice but nothing really came out of it. In fact, I’d consider it rather odd for the lack of repercussion or even attempt to trace back my whereabouts. It was just secured for the sake of securing. So what do I do with it?”

UserY: “how about opening it”

UserX: “Feel my ironic laughter coming through the cybernetic air towards you right now. I don’t even know what it is what if my computer blows up?”

UserY: “i’d momentarily have one less whacky person to distract myself during the weekends”

UserX: “Thou shall not judge those of kaleidoscopic mind. Besides, we still have a date next week, remember?”

UserY: “we have a meeting with a group of mutual friends where you’re insisting that i leave a bit earlier so you can follow along and hog me”

UserX: “I’m pretty sure I said it more romantically than that.”

UserY: “it’s not romantic if you’re speaking like a d&d character so just open it”

UserX: “Hey you’re the one who enjoys that, I never touched it. Fine, let me just check it for any traps.”

UserX: “Well here goes.”

UserY: “tell me when something happens”

UserX has disconnected.

UserY: “did you go invisible for some reason?”

UserY: “hey”

UserY: “HEY”

UserY: “don’t be a jerk i can see that my messages are going through”

UserX: “Oh bollocks you foiled my Master Prank. Tell me, were you worried?”

UserY: “that you’d keep dragging the idiocy yes”

UserX: “I’m glad it worked then. Anyways, I opened it and nothing really happened.”

UserY: “disappointing considering the trouble i went through to find any interesting data for us to sell”

UserX: “Well you can’t win them all can you? Maybe I’ll try checking it a bit more later but I really feel like playing a game. Want to try it?”

UserY: “yeah sure i guess.”

UserX: “How about a round of LeICANSEEYOU”

UserX has disconnected

UserY: “what”

UserY: “hey will you stop that”

UserX connected

UserX: “Geez sorry about that. Lights just went off. I had the battery off my laptop so I’m using it now. Guess we have have fun with each other another time otherwise my battery would only run for 30 minutes.”

UserY: “that’s ok i guess”

UserY: “what did you mean with you can see me?”

UserX: “How so?”

UserY: “what you said just before”

UserY: “i’ll copy-paste it”

UserY: UserX said “How about a rICANFEELd of Left 4 Dead 2?”

UserY: “wait”

UserY: “how did that happen?”

UserX: “I never said that. Why are you editing some random words into what I said?”

UserY: “it wasn’t like that”

UserX: “Don’t be silly now. Just because I pulled one on you doesn’t mean you have to be jealous of my great skills and almost bust a kidney trying to think of something as geniusICANKILL”

UserX has disconnected.

UserY: “hey”

User: “hey come on”

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UserY: “power problems again?”

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UserY: “what”

UserY: “Did you invite that person?”

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UserY: “who are you?”

UserY: “this is a private conversation.”

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UserY: “david, what’s going on?”

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UserY: “David?”

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UserY: “say something please”

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UserY: “no stop”

UserY: “stop that please”

UserY: “pleasedont”

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